is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
Wear your fucking seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road so you dont accidentally end someones life
Just a psa, from my hospital bed, post car crash.
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
Sunday nights can be pretty rough. Try not to let yourself get too sad or anxious about the week ahead. You can get through anything that’s going to happen this week. You will do marvelous things and it’ll be WONDERFUL.
